Have you got any school memories that you would like to share? If so, mail them to me and I will add them to the board. It can be on any subject;school trips, discos,friends etc. Anything, just as long as it isn't libellous!

Many thanks to Rich Martin for these particular ones:

Ok, lets try and get the ball rolling......
Who remembers......
"March of the Mods" playing as everyone stamped the ground flat to lay the new paving slabs?
The person who sat in the tree to try and stop it being felled to make way for the 'new' block. Who that was?
Mr Hicktons vintage cars?
Mr Millerships ear-splitting whistle?
End of term attempts to have a mass scrap at the gates with other schools?
Water bombs out of the top floor bogs?
Mass football at breaktime?
'Cheesey' Wright? Where did that name come from?
Writing on the back of Berridges jacket whilst he leant over the table in front (am I giving something away here?
Hiding on the first lap of cross country and re-joining on the second?
Eating at a mates house and supplementing pocket money with your dinner money?
Steaming in first period having cycled to school in torrential rain without a coat (and what do I tell my son?)?
Launching shortbread across the dining room as it shattered under the spoon?
Quick setting semolina?
Bazooka Joe Bubble gum cartoons and offers?
Them trousers with pockets at the knees that my son thinks are a new fashion!?
3-stripe ADDIDAS gear that my son thinks are a new fashion?
Wearing ties short and shirts out......you guessed it, that my son thinks are a new fashion?
Flat soled suede trainers....well you get the idea by now!
Singing 'rounds' in music?
Playing an instrument...........badly?
Singing (or at least humming) in front of parents whilst wearing a horse hair rug glued to your face (Fiddler on the roof)?
Fighting, playing football or falling off your bike (probably a Chopper or Raleigh Racer) and wrecking yet another set of uniform (or your teeth!)?
Shoplifting (of course you didn't!)
Smoking behind the gym?
Looking at anatomy literature (make your own minds up there! I suspect the chaps may have indulged mostly here!)?
Fearing the cane?
Fearing the letter home?
Fearing detention?
Mr Petty (?) the blackboard rubber marksman?
What they kept in their locker and where the locker was?
Wet bog-roll on the ceiling?
Paper pellets in Bic pen cases?
Absolutely no I.T.?
Planning your social life without the aid of text?
Hessian rucksacks?
Crouching behind someone whilst your mate pushed them over?
That thing where you grip someones fingers for a minute then can't open your hand?
Mr Irons stomach tests (I believe they call it child abuse now!)?
Ozzie?
The challenge of being served on field trips? The Black Swan, Swanage?
Who went out with who (some of you will have a slight advantage here as you're married!)?
Being part of a group?
Not being part of a group?
Pretending not to care either way? (and what do we try and tell our kids?!)
Being late?
Dinner tokens?
Why there was a picture of Don Quixote in the main entrance?
Their most embarrassing moment?
Their biggest regret?
Their proudest moment?
Their results arriving?
The worst clothes they ever wore?
The best clothes they ever wore?
LED watches?
That disparaging look that people gave when they blew you out asking for a date?
The careers advice they were given and how useful it was?!!!!!! Me a banker?!
Endless summer holidays (More than most now get in a year! Unless of course you're a teacher!)?
Vowing never to sit another exam (Oh! How wrong I was!)?
How big teachers were? (Even Ironsy's shrunk now! Or is it because I'm 6'4'?!)?
How you vowed never to get married or have kids?
How loaded you thought you would be when you were on £80 a week?
How crabby your parents got when you asked for money? (When you started turning into your parents!!!!)?
Driving or riding motorbikes at 16? How old you were when you realised how stupid this was!?
Cribbing homework? Not bothering? Bullshitting?
Picking on someone? Being picked on?
Endless piss-taking?
The swots? (and don't you wish you were one now they live in luxury!?)
Planning your lifestyle and required salary before selecting a career (didn't think so!)?
Wondering what the hell you were going to do with your life?
Coming across the answer by chance?
Realising you were wrong!?
Thinking 30 year old teachers were WELL over the hill!?
Realising 40 was quite young really!?
The Silver Jubilee?
The summer of '76 and all those ladybirds?
Saturday Night Fever, Grease, The Spy Who Loved Me?
The person you really fancied but never had the bottle to ask out?
That last day ever feeling? (The day your eldest had that day!!!!!!!!!!!?).
The day the Police Officer checking your licence was younger than the licence (yes, you are that old!)?
Sir and Ma'am. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Making holes with a screwdriver in the french classroom wall - Andy Baguley??(so I am told)-----------------------Bicarb Bagshaw - Now who remembers that at Lindseys party??